Austin Powers Quotes

Austin Powers Quotes

International Man of Mystery Quotes

Vanessa Kensington: Mr. Powers, I would never have s@x with you, ever! If you were the last
man on earth and I was the last woman on earth, and the future of the human race depended on
our having s@x, simply for procreation, I still would not have s@x with you.
Austin Powers: What's your point, Vanessa?

Dr. Evil: Do you like your quasi-futuristic clothes Mr. Powers? I designed them myself.

Austin Powers: Dr. Evil, do you really expect them to pay?
Dr. Evil: No, Mr. Powers. I expect them to die.

Austin Powers: Why take the escalator when I have a perfectly good canoe right here?

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The Spy Who Shagged Me Quotes

Dr. Evil: As you know, every diabolical scheme I've hatched has been thwarted by Austin Powers. And why is that, ladies and gentlemen?
Scott: Because you never kill him when you get the chance, and you're a big dope?

Scott: If you've got a time machine, why don't you just go back and kill Austin Powers when he's sitting on the crapper or something?
Dr. Evil: How about, no, Scott? Okay?

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Goldmember Quotes

Dr. Evil: Are those sharks with laser beams attached to their heads?
Scott Evil: [nods]
Dr. Evil: Cool! You mean that I actually have frickin' sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their frickin' heads?

Mini-Me: [writes] Are you a clone of an angel?
Foxxy Cleopatra: Ohhh how sweet. No, my mini-man, I'm not.
Mini-Me: [writes] Are you sure you don't have a little clone in you?
Foxxy Cleopatra: Yes I'm sure.
Mini-Me: [writes] Would you like to?

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